Random Chat

i just found a locust on my wall in my room?!

Laura_28_06 wrote: i just found a locust on my wall in my room?!

ewwwwww!!! I hate those things...not as much as I hate crickets, but they are so damn jumpy! I switched to using roaches as I was paranoid all my locusts would escape in the night and gather round my bed lol luckily the geckos don't care what they eat as long as it moves

they don't really bother me much any more, 5 large ones got out the other day when i was puttin them into the cricket keeper, caught them all tho lol
i put this one in with Riff-Raff and he woke up and attacked it straight away lol he does love his bugs!

Aww bless Thats what kiki was like with bugs till she went off her food, always used to have the locusts off the tweezers before I got a chance to put them down lol!!

when you wake up to an OBT on your pillow then thats when you should crap yourself

if i woke up with any spid on my pillow i would crap myself and shout my dad!!! unless of course your staring at me then you can get rid of it! on second thoughts it'd be you that put it there!!!!! lol

Laura_28_06 wrote:if i woke up with any spid on my pillow i would crap myself and shout my dad!!! unless of course your staring at me then you can get rid of it! on second thoughts it'd be you that put it there!!!!! lol

yep lol
but if it is an OBT then i advise you leg it lol
it aint called orange bitey thing for nothing lol
that was the strangest and most scariest wake up i ever had

haha thats what you get for keeping spiddys!!

Laura_28_06 wrote:haha thats what you get for keeping spiddys!!

wouldnt have it nyother way
i lurv my little cuddly fwuffy guys

awwww bless
cute and cuddly for me not scary and creepy lol

Laura_28_06 wrote:awwww bless
cute and cuddly for me not scary and creepy lol

about 20% of my collection is friendly

lol thinkin about it at least 3 of my pigs bite and darwin is a right miserable sod! the dog's lovely if she know's you, if not well....good luck and keep your hands out of reach

Laura_28_06 wrote:lol thinkin about it at least 3 of my pigs bite and darwin is a right miserable sod! the dog's lovely if she know's you, if not well....good luck and keep your hands out of reach

see Ts dont seem to bad know do they

well except G pigs cantkill you lol and have no venom

indeed they can't!

it does really hurt when the little blighters bit! my mom still has the scar from last summer when one of the boys decided he was staying in the run, grabbed her between her thumb and index finger and didn't let go until she shook him off after pulling her up with him still attached! naughty Russle!!

wellin a few weeks time no one will enter my room lol as im getting a species of true spider which when bites will result in your death or amputation

its a docile spider but just packs a deadly bite

nice! i wouldn't use that as a chat-up line dude! might not go down too well....

just w8 till i get them home lol
so erm whats that oh its just a hurmless little spider which totally CANT hurt you

them?? how many do take home a night? lol

Laura_28_06 wrote:them?? how many do take home a night? lol

erw well depends what mood im in
im very persuasive

haha a sweet talker?! or as i like call it.....a stalker! lol

Laura_28_06 wrote:haha a sweet talker?! or as i like call it.....a stalker! lol

either way works for me lol

until they see the spids! unless the rohypnol has kicked in by then lol

oj i'm sure your a right charmer

Laura_28_06 wrote:until they the sids! unless the rohypnol has kicked in by then lol

oj i'm sure your a right charmer

whats with all the orane juice lol

yep i am (i use care bears to lure them in)

ha ha very funny!

not the nazi care bear?

do you have care bear teddies? lol

if the ladies want teddies i give them teddies
if they want nazi bears then i tell them to leave